Monday, July 21, 2008

tadpole

Few days before I asked my brother a silly question,

Me : “Jan, what kind of girl do you like? A pretty, cute or a normal look one?” I guess all the guys sure gave the same answer

Jan : “a pretty girl.”

Me : “do you have any girl you like is your class? What is her name?”

Jan : “no……”

Me : “Then do you like any guy… in your class?”

Jan : “Yes! Chan Yi Xuan lorrrrr” =S

Me : “why you like him?”

Jan : “Because I same class with him since standard one already mar and I asked him homework…”

Me : “like he is your best friend laarrr?” (trying to make sure some issue here =])

Jan : “Yup. My good friend…”

Me : “Okay. Then you know guy can likes guy one? And can be together one?”

Jan : “Yar, I know” (he was watching cartoon that time and I ask so many question)

Me : “Then do you know they can get marry one?”

Jan : “Can meh~~?”

Me : “Can larr. Then you love guy??hahhaa”

Jan : “No laaa…” (Increase his voice frequency)

Jan : “If like that how to have baby~?? Boy cannot born baby laaaa…only girls can...”

Me : “then you know how is baby come from?”

Jan : “I know ah, when you with a girl long long time already then she will have a baby la. Need long long time. Then the girl will get fat, stomach will grow bigger and bigger. After a long long time, baby inside your stomach and grow up then you born baby lo…”

Me : “from where the baby comes out?”

Jan : “from butt la.”

Me : “why long long time already baby is inside? How you put it in?”

Jan : “there is a tadpole like that, purple color one, then it combines with stomach and it stick there then it will grow up and become baby lo.”

Me : “how you know is purple color????”

Jan : “Nehhh, you go and see my text book, is purple color mahhh.”

Me : “then you know where is the baby frog come from??”

Jan : “don’t know. Stomach ahh??”

I didn’t make further explanation after that question because he is busy watching cartoon. However I know how much my brother learn about sex education. At least he knows sperms in term of “tadpole” and its purple color… =| hahahhah. For a kid in standard 4… I have no idea is that level of knowledge pass or not. =] and why the text book put the sperms in purple instead of white color, gave the wrong pictures to the kids… ish.

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16 comments:

Chew Hean Ginn said...

1st of all ur brother pass...clap clap( luckily he no answer come out from stone or something is a good start)..2nd ur brother also pass the normal straight guy test .. confrim he wont be gay( when he grows up i dun knwo la.. maybe his best fren keep flirt him or wat XD) lastly i'm glad that my sisters dun ask me this kinda of question when i watching carton..
p/s u can show him the actaully color of the tadpole online.. but i hope u dl all those "PARTS" pic to let him have a better understanding of the brids and the bees.. :D

Sueann said...

hahahaha.. i'm a nice sis okay.try to understand my brother. Ya lo, later the kids flirting with my brother.hahaha. nvm la... i still love him what ever he is. =] I think tomorrow i'll correct the color part.

Chew Hean Ginn said...

hope u knwo how to explain it haha

S i a n G said...

Wow. Kids in Standard 4 nowadays learning sex education. During my time i know nothing. Haha. I wanna see that purple color tadpole la. Wonder how it looks like. Anyway u r a good sis, u should teach ur brother what he should know. I'm glad that i don't have any younger brother or sister.So, i don't have to answer tham. Btw, don't let ur brother watch "Brokeback Mountain". Hahahaha.Oppps...

niel said...

wtf? standard 4? he should be masturbating and find out his own semen colour.
p/s the white thick creamy substance you saw after you helped chew, that was the semen not sperm. Sperm can be seen by our naked eye. Not mistakenly, if we see through microscope, it's purple.

Sueann said...

you really a pro ehhhh.. Now i understand why the text book in purple d. my brother was right!!! i'm the one who noob.

niel said...

sue ask me to tell all her faithful blog readers that she didn't masturbate for chew. But chew got see her photo or think of her than masturbate or not i dont know la. (sue scare 1 fellow reader/comment poster will jealous)

Sueann said...

what the hell... daniel you really can be that bad... Don't turn into other masturbation page okay~.

Chew Hean Ginn said...

huh.. ? wtf daniel... not every1 that lonely like u ok ..?
by the way, great information u giving.. i didn't know that is purple.

niel said...

what lonely? you only lonely? I got friends and family lo... <<==that just sound so pathetic
p/s male can get pregnant. google it.

Chew Hean Ginn said...

wow u really a sifu in this topic man.. i really dun know all this stuff.. sue ann better send ur brother Jan to "Institute Of Daniel" he will surely benefit from it.

p/s life got me never lonely coz all i have is u.. daniel i love you

Bryan Hoo said...

wah
ur brother...
i speechless... hahaha
u wanna teach ur bro sex education ah? suddenly gatal go ask him tis kind of question ? haha

Pink said...

Hahahha omg.. The comments go from innocent purple sperm until masturbation. wtf =__= Sueann you should tag the post as "Adults Only" la... hahha LOL

Sueann said...

hahahhaa, that time i really too free d. then i see him so free watching cartoon there, i kacau abit. wanna find out he got likes any girl in class or not mah~ mana tahu i drag it till sex education and daniel drag it to masturbation pulak. LOL =]

niel said...

what oh? you started with sex, and there's 2 type of sex, sexual intercourse and sexual outercourse or better known as masturbation. I say elaborating what you trying to say. Chew yesterday told me he want to say something about anal intercourse but he say he's too shy to review his intimacy with others.

Chew Hean Ginn said...

@@ when i said anal intercourse..?